world’s best & worst lovers.

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pascetimomatoes:

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WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)


WORLD’S BEST LOVERS:

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

full story here.

What in the hell is lovey dovey?

maybe they cried after fucking.

 i am german and welsh and i guess american. me ftw.

Reblogged from palisade

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